Silly Google meme

Go to Google and enter "(first name) needs" and do a search. (You can try with your LJ name, but your real name will work better in most cases). Post the first ten references that come up.

1.  Kumir-k9 needs a massage.   (Does he ever!)
2.  Kumir-k9 needs bail money.
3.  Looks like Kumir-k9 needs to be cloned.  (More than he needs the massage!  Two of him at work would be great right now.)
4.  Kumir-k9 needs your support.
5.  Kumir-k9 needs to find something BETTER to do with his time.   (Besides spend all these friggin' hours at work)
6.  Kumir-k9 needs a kidney.
7.  Kumir-k9 needs you!
8.  Little Kumir-k9 needs to shut his pie hole.
9.  Kumir-k9 needs a cue ball.
10.What Kumir-k9  needs is someone who'll make him compete for his position, so that he doesn't feel so safe about being Number One.